Do you even know how much stuff is awesome? DO YOU EVEN KNOW? There is like, seven million things that are epic. I mean even ketchup is awesome. Do you know about tea? I mean what about balloons?
I mean, Look at that. It's adorable. It floats. It ruins your childhood as it floats into the distance, never to be seen again. Don't you love it? Ok, so say you lose your balloon. You're upset.
Now it's time to have a lovely dinner with friends and family, There's mashed potatoes everywhere and turkey, and gravy, and mashed potatoes. You pick up your silverware and begin to eat. but, what's this? They won't pick up anything. The knife can't even slice through the air to make it to the food, the fork can't even pick up anything, and the spoon just... no.
You can't eat with these... abominations. So you decide to play with a bounce ball you got a couple years ago, but never played with. Oh... So that's why you never played with it. you bounced it once, and now it's gone. What happened to it? Well, it's upstairs, in the closet. How did it get there? don't ask me. I have no idea.
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