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you even know how much stuff is awesome? &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;DO YOU EVEN KNOW?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:85%;"  &gt; There is like, seven million things that are epic. I mean even ketchup is awesome. Do you know about tea? I mean what about balloons?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pXF4HJNmCtM/TDU7w2NjPLI/AAAAAAAAAAU/Q4xCumgIXjw/s1600/Balloon+of+Ultimate+Powah.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 96px; height: 200px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pXF4HJNmCtM/TDU7w2NjPLI/AAAAAAAAAAU/Q4xCumgIXjw/s200/Balloon+of+Ultimate+Powah.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491361031020297394" 0="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:lucida grande;font-size:85%;"  &gt;I mean, Look at that. It's adorable. It floats. It ruins your childhood as it floats into the distance, never to be seen again. Don't you love it?  Ok, so say you lose your balloon. You're upset.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pXF4HJNmCtM/TDVDOkddZOI/AAAAAAAAAAc/BT_jKSbOm-s/s1600/The+Worst+Day+Ever+1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pXF4HJNmCtM/TDVDOkddZOI/AAAAAAAAAAc/BT_jKSbOm-s/s320/The+Worst+Day+Ever+1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491369238232655074" border="0" /&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;                        &lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:lucida grande;"&gt;Now it's time to have a lovely dinner with friends and family, There's mashed potatoes &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;font-family:lucida grande;" &gt;everywhere&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:lucida grande;"&gt; and turkey, and gravy, and mashed potatoes. You pick up your silverware and begin to eat. but, what's this? They won't pick up &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;font-family:lucida grande;" &gt;anything.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:lucida grande;"&gt; The knife can't even slice through the air to make it to the food, the fork can't even pick up anything, and the spoon just... &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;font-family:lucida grande;" &gt;no.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pXF4HJNmCtM/TDYHme_rEXI/AAAAAAAAABE/Id3Ctuz7uaE/s1600/Silverware+of+Annoyance.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 211px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pXF4HJNmCtM/TDYHme_rEXI/AAAAAAAAABE/Id3Ctuz7uaE/s400/Silverware+of+Annoyance.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491585153361449330" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:lucida grande;"&gt;You can't eat with these... abominations. So you decide to play with a bounce ball you got a couple years ago, but never played with. Oh... So that's why you never played with it. you bounced it once, and now it's gone. What happened to it? Well, it's upstairs, in the closet. How did it get there? don't ask me. I have no idea.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pXF4HJNmCtM/TDYOwnOx73I/AAAAAAAAABM/_wnSxYpHB4I/s1600/The+Worst+Day+Ever+2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pXF4HJNmCtM/TDYOwnOx73I/AAAAAAAAABM/_wnSxYpHB4I/s320/The+Worst+Day+Ever+2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491593023952383858" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3972334527933023964-5163355118945625960?l=theexplosionchronicles.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://theexplosionchronicles.blogspot.com/feeds/5163355118945625960/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://theexplosionchronicles.blogspot.com/2010/07/created-by-oatmeal-take-it.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3972334527933023964/posts/default/5163355118945625960'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3972334527933023964/posts/default/5163355118945625960'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://theexplosionchronicles.blogspot.com/2010/07/created-by-oatmeal-take-it.html' title='The Worst Day Ever'/><author><name>Claire</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07405181303756205903</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pXF4HJNmCtM/TDZ3M2we1yI/AAAAAAAAACg/yEONJQS5hSc/S220/Profile+Picture.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pXF4HJNmCtM/TDU7w2NjPLI/AAAAAAAAAAU/Q4xCumgIXjw/s72-c/Balloon+of+Ultimate+Powah.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
